Why Engineers Make the Best Lovers and more..

Why Engineers Make the Best Lovers (what a lie :P)
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10. - The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9. - No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".
8. - We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. - We have significant figures.
6. - EK301: The motion of rigid bodies.
5. - Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4. - Engineers do it to specification.
3. - According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2. - We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. - WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!
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An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

"Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked the first.

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Engineering Pick-up Lines
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
You're sweeter than glucose.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
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